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wwhl-behind-the-scenes:

It happened last night! We paged frenemies Dr. Jackie & Dr. Simone to the Clubhouse and welcomed a cappella group Straight No Chaser to serenaded us with their heavenly voices paired with our favorite Bravo tunes; we asked again whose side you were on in terms of Team Mariah vs Team Toya (you voted Mariah); Andy counted how many times shade-throwing master NeNe Leakes called out others during her 1-1 special (Brandi Glanville, Phaedra Parks, Melissa Gorga, Kim Zolciak, Sheree Whitfield, & the cast of RHOC were all victims); Andy tested the ladies’ knowledge on slang of the vagina (did you know Hot Pocket, Will Chamberlain’s Daily Glove, Vanana, Spasm Chasm, Cupid’s Cupboard, & Bubble Gum by the Bum are all slang for one’s chucky?); Dr. Simone said she was more upset with Mariah than Toya when it came to the ballgown brawl because she had higher expectation for Mariah (she later said that Mariah has done exceptional things and she should have exceptional behavior to match - #READ!); both ladies claim that you take on bits of personality from the person that delivered you; the doctors had different opinions when it came to the controversial news about Plan B being available for those under 15: Dr. Simone said it is well needed in this country & Dr. Jackie said we’re allowing the youth, who have not matured yet, to make problematic decisions; we met Sandy Cohen who served as our semi life-sized Operation themed board game (Andy called her a butterface but we thought she was kinda hot); the biggest misconception men have about the female anatomy, according to Dr. Jackie, is that it’s free & Dr. Simone said not all vajayjays are not the same (and they should not be treated equally), Andy’s Mazel & Jackhole were dedicated to all things Twerkin (Twerking by the mid-century glassware); and the ladies opened up on why they’re so tough on Mariah as well as gave Andy a valuable lesson about the all mystical camel toe in our After Show. Head to Bravotv.com for clips and the After Show and check out last night’s behind the scenes photos.

 

“Uh, I’m fabulous, okay? I’m an incredible dresser, I’ve got buckets of money, I’m a hoot and a half, and I’ve got a killer rack.” - Karen Walker

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Alyssa Edwards Prepares for Rupaul’s Roast

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okolivertrask:

Accurate.

yessss

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jayneezie:

Lol I love this more than anyone will know. It’s because when I was a kid, my cousins used to call me “Jahnaynay”, a play on Sheneneh’s name. And now that I’m older and see this gif set, I cannot not appreciate it. If only because I wanna be that outspoken. Lol

unicorn-ice:

blossom you peice of shit

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knittedlampshade:

brooklynwaste:

This is really capitalist of me but I wanted to express how much I loved women of color strippers especially women of color strippers turned moguls/wealthy. There are plenty of more that I am not showing but some of my favorite stripper grrrls:

• Nene Leakes - She is the highest grossing housewife in bravo history because she signed a contract for next season for $1 million dollars. Her net worth is $4.5 million.
• Trina - net worth is $10 million. Sending my love out to her family also.
• Amber Rose - net worth is $5 million.
• Joseline Hernandez - net worth is $2 million.

STUNTIN’ ON YOUR WHOLE LIFE

i’m so fucking here for all of these women 

yes nene, you did

and you arrived in style, baby

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This is Jesse, the roughest toughest cowboy in the whole West. She loves critters, but none more than her best pal, Bullseye. This is Rex, the meanest most terrifying dinosaur who ever lived! The Potato Heads, Mr. and Mrs. You gotta keep ‘em together ‘cause they’re madly in love. Now Slinky here is as loyal as any dog you could want. And Hamm, he’ll keep your money safe, but he’s also one of the dastardly villians of all time, evil Dr. Pork Chop! These little dudes are from a strange alien world: Pizza Planet! And this is Buzz Lightyear, the coolest toy ever! He can fly and shoot lasers! Sworn to protect the galaxy from the evil Emperor Zurg. Now Woody, he’s been my pal for as long as I can remember. He’s brave like a cowboy should be. And kind. And smart. But the thing that makes Woody special is that he’ll never give up on you. Ever. He’ll be there for you, no matter what. You gotta promise to take good care of these guys. They mean a lot to me.

my childhood….. tears!!!!

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